I absolutely recommend reading this one. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. On really slow nights, when they're bored. Krispykitty, Synstylae364, LivelyLivelyLive, General_Cre, lady_Slytherin, Mompleasedontfindthis, anushkakht, feyzo, Gulim0509, heirofcool, MaeIsNotFine, welpje1999, 0Aratay0, Billyboi, Smowen99, yangiee, Murphy_46, Emerym0563, reticencemeccanico, BangLocalMilfs, Lokisdoll, Oo_snek_oO, A_drop_of_colour, soapdynasty, Alicemayamery123, Tulip103, Charlotte_JPM06, Microwave_Burrito09, Eggkos, Lio26, SwordSisters, Atalante241, onlyonemoreday, 1girlwith1brain, RDoglover, Amelia_074, Liafrank510, Chica_Promedio_X, simplymar16, AestheticallyBlurry, Night_Skye_Gazing, DyingRatInHealthcare, pidgeholt6, Athena_83, GodofBliss_Kangiten, IdiotQueer, Knightofthieves, Im_A_Gummybear_Of_Hell444, Saraqael_Li, Ima_frog6, and 454 more users It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. 'I want to be referee!' Then Peter took a shot. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. It's my vanishing act." Fun thought. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. left kudos on this work! Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? "Is that true, referee M Jee?" She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Sorta, Clint says. It's Stark.. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Are you, like are you?. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. "Way way way wait. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. Okay! Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. She was the one to offer the cursed game. "Hell yeah. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. And nobody wants that shit. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Mmm, neat. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. So I miss the sex.. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. Alone. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. "REALLY" Clint yelled. Al1v3p00l, AddSomeSparkles, Gretetel, pheonixfeathers, Mani_readz, Athena_83, Son_AviAgreste, Theseeker100, Sydneyy205, Sarah_248, Bessiesboy04, Blackdahlia3000, th3_r4t_k1ng, lileolily, and_AS, 14Muffinz, Psyclopticfury, Annaparkerjones, Nicecutgee, Rahhpixy, Korbi01, Mian975, Ejiro_kiripima, localbookgirl, jnate101, minho_stole_my_cats, dxnllse, Artistik_nobody, yasammy4life, TheLyingGrapevine, apeacufulocean, Rudgiraffe, Yoosangah, rozeis, udonsuperiority, ImAHyperPotato, Madmadds01, daughter_of_apollo_7, Radzy_N3rd_time, OliOcelot, Blackwidow622, hockeyaddict, natalicja_w, charlotte1217, alilhopelessromanticgremlin, kukutajam, Alphandrew23, goldenzingy46, Tonydeservesbetter, nexttoyouboyfriends_larry, and 145 more users Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. No. "Never have I ever been stabbed." I say putting my hands in the air defensive. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Demi, is that a bad thing?. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Really?. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Blanket excuse.. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. I'll be here. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Other than someone on the team.. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. You didn't tell me this!" Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. In case you wondered. He grimaces. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Better known as MJ. So does Thor. This is all my idea. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? My turn! I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Y/n grew up as most children do. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . #pepperpotts "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' "Never Have I Ever been a girl." It was, Steve says softly. Thanks, he says again. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. She knew, obviously. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Yesh. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. All of you" Clint said. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. The reason for this stupid game? "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Right! In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. When they want to. Seriously? "I'll explain later" Peter said. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) PETER? Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Uncle Bucky questions. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! He likes tzatziki. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. Pete, that means youre up! Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. What? Seriously. Tony said. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Six minutes. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. That I made with my own two hands?!. Bruce looks contemplative. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. #infinity Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. "Fine. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. He looks up at the clock. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Maybe this game was fun after all. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. "When have you ever driven? I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. When they can't sleep. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. "I will get the bells. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Please consider turning it on! It's creepy. He rarely drinks at all, actually. *SPOILERS* #captainamerica I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. You mentioned that.. I like sex. Clint chuckled. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Which is pretty often. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored.